Pos laju..........

Time for some asian humour ...

An innovative delivery method, the Chinese way...forget about DHL, UPS

Or FedEx!!! A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled

when The coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It

was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space

left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which

read as follows.

Dear Cousins,

I am sending Ahma body to you since it was her wish that she should be

cremated in The compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I

could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body, 12 cans of

Yohmeitsu,10 packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown Lap

Cheong. Please divide these among all of you. On Ahma's feet you will

find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are

2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons.Hopethe sizes are

correct.

Ahma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the

Others are for my nephews.

Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ahma

Is wearing are for the boys. The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is

on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the Tiffany

necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for.

Please take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ahma is wearing

must be divided among my teenage cousins.

Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is also not keeping well

nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong

also............

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kopi dan pasta....

"Boleh jd kamu membenci sesuatu pdhal ia amat baik bgmu dan boleh jadi pula kamu menyukai sesuatu pdhal ia amat buruk bg kamu.