Romance Never Dies

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling

asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You

used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across,

held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then, you used to kiss me." Mildly

irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled

down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then, you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed. "Where are

you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

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